this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] [email protected] 263 points 1 year ago (24 children)

I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago

Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (4 children)

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course

[–] Cow_says_moo 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Redeem it in the karma store, of course!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OMG, OMG, is that @[email protected]??

OMG, can I have your upvote??? Ahhhhhhh!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] telllos 11 points 1 year ago

We're going to the moon guys!

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[–] Muninn 26 points 1 year ago

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

[–] Robertej92 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

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[–] dub 13 points 1 year ago

Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

big fan of your work @adinfinitum 😎

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.

[–] Button777777 17 points 1 year ago

We got you buddy

[–] Cow_says_moo 93 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

[–] Barns 24 points 1 year ago

Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

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[–] rockhandle 67 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

[–] MissJinx 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.

C'mon guys tell us where you cum

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.

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[–] Thteven 11 points 1 year ago

I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.

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[–] Rebelappliance 50 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I got like almost 50 the other day on a comment and started wondering if I was charismatic enough to run for congress

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You could have gotten 3 and been charismatic enough for Congress to be honest.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You must be drowning in dms

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?

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[–] Clown_Tempura 24 points 1 year ago

Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife

[–] kfj55 11 points 1 year ago

What's it like to be so successful?

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[–] gon 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Me when I... When I... Me when... When... Me I When... Me when I...

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.

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[–] MargotRobbie 14 points 1 year ago

hey its me ur celebrity

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s just another level of mental arousal when you get updoots on a totally new platform! You can flex about being on the front page of a website!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Heard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is there an official name for karma on Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Officially "points". Posts and comments have points. Users do not have points.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.

[–] Sirico 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Off to feed the kids with my imaginary numbers

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[–] Acidpunk 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit

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