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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ObviouslyNotBanana to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was scared of him as a kid. I was sure he’d eat or touch lil boys.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He glops them

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

He's just a silly guy doing the best he can in a candy-based economy

[–] ForeGone 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dipshit 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] EdibleFriend 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just cause he's not conventionally attractive that makes him a freak? Damn this is glopiphobia

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Jealous that they'll never feel the slop of his tongue

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He likes to wear wet socks in bed

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He just like me fr

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

At last the long lost brother of the globglogabgalab

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And distant cousin of the Great Mighty Poo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bit and had to look up globglogabgalab. From what I can tell, globglogabgalab is a human monster from a Christian kids movie that consumes/eats ideas in books and sometimes consumes/eats people but the creator says it's not an anti-book message but to me it seems to portray reading books something only monsters/bad-guys do. Idk, I'm not a kid but the inference was pretty obvious.

What I do know, globglogabgalab's flow is sick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I remember correctly the idea was to not consume books "uncritically". Whereas the globglogabgalab is just devouring books without examining what thoughts he is ingesting.

Also he has a navel and there are unfortunate implications to that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn what that gloppy glussy feel like tho?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 10 points 1 year ago

I bet it's sloppy, floppy and gloopy.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I... do not remember gloppy... but Google informs me he was a thing. Neat.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 7 points 1 year ago

Repressed memories are fun

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not up to date on the lingo, is freak cool?

[–] dipshit 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dipshit 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What a clown

[–] Cruxifux 2 points 1 year ago

I’m gonna chain you to the radiator and glop you in the mouth!