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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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It’s about thyme.

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[–] doublejay1999 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not very oregonal

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Well, he's no sage, after all.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thyme is an herb

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I believe it's a noun.

[–] TomAwsm 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thyme is relative.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thyme is an illusion. Lunchthyme doubly so.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

And now we're back to food puns, proving that thyme is a flat circle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

You're technically correct, which is, of course, the best kind of correct.

[–] Pumafred9 5 points 9 months ago

It's all cumin together.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's your dill?