Asklemmy

I'm laying on my side in bed, so.... I guess I jump two feet in the air, fall, make a big sound, probally bounce off and break some stuff and then have back problems all day.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I've clipped into a pool table.

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

I no longer have a cat laying on my back.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

I'm dead.

I shit in the sink.

I went from sitting in my Jeep in my garage to falling a couple feet onto the floor. Otherwise no issues.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway

I fell off the bed and got a nasty hit on my head against the bedside table. Thanks, I guess?

Taking a dump in my neighbors hallway

I'll end up lying on the floor of the store room. No thank you for my butt hurting me.

I am in my cat's litter box

A chunk of file cabinet where my knee was falls to the floor. I fall to the ground, twisting my hip joint quite uncomfortably, possibly enough to pull something. I can't actually tell if my leg would be totally trapped, or if I could at least slide it out. If it's caught it's going to be a shitty wait for rescue.

I am now sitting on the roof of my house. Is a bit damp, but could be worse.

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help