this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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[–] TotalFat 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] wal_kr 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think this is my favorite, what a classic video

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I like the starch masks and the pregante ones best.

[–] canihasaccount 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] ladicius 3 points 1 year ago

Really glad you reminded me of these masterpieces. Thsnks!

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't.

Can I get a translation, please?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If a girl gets pregnant and has sex again, resulting in another pregnancy, will the girl have twins or will they fight in the womb?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish you were wrong so I could say fuck spez 💔

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'll leave you guys to it then

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The really cool part is that there is some evidence of multiple pregnancies occuring in humans (that's getting impregnated twice and carrying both babies at the same time) and even some speculation that that might be why some twins are born with one which seems less developed than the other

[–] ladicius 4 points 1 year ago

Know a woman with interesting habits that conceived "twins" from two guys in one night.

[–] SonnyVabitch 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If it involves more than one sperm donors, she may end up with twins that are half siblings.

[–] Aggravationstation 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So through artificial insemination?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It depends on how prefnut she gets. Big prefnut? Bigger prefnut?

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[–] stackPeek 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I actually know who posted this lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Throwaway man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fight in the womb might not be too far off. I've read that sperm goes after competing sperm in the uterus. Maybe that's a bit over simplified though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's more accurate to refer to vanishing twin syndrome?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Survival of the fittest