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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bans are never an effective strategy to prevent general use. Here we see the horrible consequences of America's continuing war on Kinder Eggs.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SonnyVabitch 4 points 1 year ago

Erwachsene eggs

[–] Mr_Reach 20 points 1 year ago

I donated $15 to planned parenthood in the vain hope it will prevent another you from being born.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

anyone care to test this and report the results?

[–] Ryan213 21 points 1 year ago

Nah, I'm not that great in the kitchen.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kerandir 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I miss free awards for comment like this 😂😂😂😂

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago

Your comment is rewarding enough!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Of course it's good. Don't you know there's eggs in chocolate cake?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

WHERE IS THE NSFL TAG⁈

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago

Inside the meal itself

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know this is prime shitpost material but I want to downvote this so much

[–] vegantomato 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Same dilemma

[–] RIP_Cheems 10 points 1 year ago

Every day, we stay further from God and sanity.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I like to nut on my eggs too

[–] PunnyName 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I try to avoid buying / eating palm oil. And since Nutella uses palm oil, I don't buy it.

[–] Moc 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Moc 3 points 1 year ago

I’m joking, you have a good point. We should all be avoiding palm oils.

[–] larsloveslegos 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Nutella is overrated, change my mind

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I'll take it a step further and say it's gross. Way too sweet, and it has an over processed funkyness to it.

[–] larsloveslegos 2 points 1 year ago

I've had it once and never again. I agree

[–] quantumantics 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whelp, this one's going straight into the food crimes folder; thanks for the addition!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 1 year ago

Delicious international food crime

[–] cobysev 5 points 1 year ago

At first glance, I thought that was a fish head on a hardboiled egg. Once I saw the Nutella jar, I realized what it was. It's significantly less gross to me now.

[–] fne8w2ah 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what an entire country banning Kinder Eggs does.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

After that certain kind of pizza I`m not impressed by some things anymore.

[–] WhiteOakBayou 5 points 1 year ago

Is hazelnut so bad on eggs? I've used sugar in deviled eggs before and they were fine. Am I too American to understand this?

[–] PowerGloveSoBad 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] PowerGloveSoBad 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd rather see the real version of Kinder eggs, a nice hard boiled egg inside a creamy chocolate shell. Mmmmm. No plastic junk, just 100% snacking goodness.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Rosé with ahorn syrup is better than dessert wine.

[–] ShitOnABrick 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Jubei_K_08 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, the cousin to the famous MayonEgg.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wow, that's a tough mouthful...

I was wondering if Marmite would be less worse, but it's all savoury so probably fine. We don't have nutella, but we do have some weirdass biscuit spread which might be even worse

[–] schmidtster 2 points 1 year ago

Nutella is just a hazelnut spread, lots of brands make it. If hazelnut spread doesn’t exist, well what the hell.

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[–] Hiro8811 2 points 1 year ago
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