Hmm, must have been the wind
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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a man dives out of a cardboard, punches you twice in chest, does a roundhouse kick, grabs you by the throat from behind and chokes you repeatedly until you climax...
Huh, must have been nothing
goes back to patrol, stepping over dead guard without batting an eye
This reminded me of Metal Gear Solid. Except for the climax part 😂
Those guards sure had weak knees after those choke holds. Just sayin'
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a knee and blew my stealth check.
Don't forget the old person grunt when you stand up
Sounds like MGS4
Do a barrel roll!
Metal gear on hard mode
Hrngh, colonel, im trying to sneak around, but im dummy old, and the crack from my kneecaps keeps alerting the guards
the was a great character in the novel gornenghast that had incredibly crack-y knees. He wanted to sneak up on and kill a guy, so he winds up wrapping his knees in pillows. so.. you've got options is all I'm saying
Just here to appreciate seeing 13th Doctor love out in the wild.
Just started with her a couple days ago. I like her. Hated Kerblam though.
Her run has its rough spots story-wise, but I think she does great throughout.
I like how in Counter Strike, t bagging goes slower every time you do it, as if your agent's knees are getting tired
But just once I want a game where if you do it too much your guy just falls over and goes OOOF MY KNEES
Me: Sprint.
Character: With this much weight? Not happening, bud.