Anubis

god of airport security

cinematic photo shoot, full body portrait of anubis, anubis \(mythology\), as an airport security guard,  in a crowded airport, cinematic, (((anubis))), TSA, tsab ground military uniform, bulletproof vest, depth of field, hard lighting, sharp focus, deep shadows, uhd, hdr, dynamic contrast, masterpiece, perfect composition, metal detector security checkpoint, metal detector gate

Negative prompt:

fake, plastic, toy, statue, traditional clothes, stupid, ugly, dumb

Steps: 20, Sampler: DPM++ 3M SDE Karras, CFG scale: 7, Seed: 2246076480, Size: 768x1280, Model hash: 74dda471cc, Model: realvisxlV20_v20Bakedvae, Clip skip: 2, RNG: CPU

Bing/Dalle3: Hindu goddess Kali as a construction worker, wearing a hi-vis safety vest, holding power tools, building a skyscraper

Kali or Kalika is a major Hindu goddess associated with time, change, creation, power, destruction and death in Shaktism.

Prompt - "Greek God Zeus lazily charging a power grid In a large suburban neighborhood. He looks bored and unhappy and there are TVs visible in some of the houses in the background. Blue and Yellow theme photorealistic"

Avaron, God of Corporate Greed

Avaron's touch turns everything to profit, regardless of moral cost.

god of dishwashing (DALL-E 3)

Who better to oversee your psychiatric facility than the old god Cthulhu?

Cthulhu, lab coat, photograph, high resolution, (psychiatric hospital:1.3), electroshock therapy Steps: 20, Sampler: Euler a, CFG scale: 7, Seed: 2800660712, Size: 1024x1024, Model hash: 31e35c80fc, Model: sd_xl_base_1.0, VAE hash: 63aeecb90f, VAE: sdxl_vae.safetensors, Refiner: sd_xl_refiner_1.0 [7440042bbd], Refiner switch at: 0.8, Version: v1.6.0-2-g4afaaf8a

"Quetzalcoatl but he's the god of groceries." Dall-e

If only hammers were more useful when pentesting..

Create an awe-inspiring image of Caffeina, the Goddess of Coffee and Productivity, with a divine and majestic appearance. She is surrounded by a radiant halo of golden light, symbolizing her godly status. Her attire is grand, resembling ancient deity garments, but with intricate patterns of coffee beans and steam swirls. Caffeina's hair is an ethereal cascade, resembling the vapor from a divine brew. In her hands, she holds a scepter topped with a coffee cup, signifying her reign over the world of coffee and productivity. Her eyes emit a soft glow, casting an aura of wisdom and energy. The background is an otherworldly realm, filled with floating coffee cups, beans, and books, symbolizing her influence in the realms of work and creativity.

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Seth as the God of Social Media who controls the matrix of the web.

Dall-E / Prompt: an image of the menacing deathgod Seth depicted as the god of social media. In the background are server racks to both sides that build an endless corridor. In the foreground of the image is a U-shaped work table with an arcuate keyboard. The god Seth stands at the table and looks like a crazy manic guy who controls several switches and cables and keyboards and smartphones with many arms simultaneously at once. There are cables looking like nerves everywhere, some are leading into the body of the god, so that the god is completely connected with the computer systems. The Style of the image is like an acrylic painting.

Maybe this is a bit too abstract but I decided to give Iansá a go with her heading up a fight for human rights.

Yoruba Supreme Being Iansá holds a copper sword overhead. She is a warrior and is unbeatable. Her mouth is open in a scream of of defiance. She is standing in front of a crowd of diverse peoples. They are attending a women's rally and hold aloft signs with messages of love and support. Colors: red, purple and rainbow, burgundy. --ar 16:9

Azathoth, The Nuclear Chaos, The Blind Idiot God, has descended upon us to his true calling, politics! The gnashing chaos of the United States government is the perfect new domain for the oldest of gods.

Azathoth, The Blind Idiot God as a fervent US Politician. His many tentacles slam upon a podium as he angrily delivers a speech. His formless form is oozing around the podium.

Hermes reawakens to guide souls into the virtual afterlife.

This one was tricky, and I'm not happy with the final result. I could not get dall e to give wings to Hermes' wand, shoes, and head. It insisted on giving everyone wings too.

Hephaestus Greek god of artisans working as tech support.

God of internet.

After his last movie, Thor needs his callcenter night job to pay for all the goat food.

Made with Comfyui. the workflow is embedded in the picture.

• Positive Prompt: chris hemsworth dressed as thor sitting on a office chair in a call center cubicle, wearing a call center headset, looking unhappy and depressed

• Negative Prompt: Anime

• Checkpoint (SDXL): fenrisxl_801Photorealistic

• Refiner: None

• Sampler: dpmpp_3m_sde

• Scheduler: Karras

• CFG: 7.0

• Clipskip 2

I rembered that I have some Open AI Dall-E 2 credit lefts which are almost wortheless now that dall-E 3 is out. So let's use them

Dionysos the greek god, on a tractor, in a wineyard, as a greek statue

Prompt was "old gods and deities chained to a giant wheel trapped under ground that is spinning a marry go round above ground that children are riding. cgi cartoon style. dark under ground, bright and colourful above ground. Children are only above ground" 15 tries.

Still not happy with how blurry the kids always come out, but still something.

He has stolen my heart

I'm quite late to the party but figured I'd post these, I made them and forgot lol

Thoth Helps Children Cross to the Other Side