this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] MrPoopyButthole 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lets see Sisko's combadge

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why don't you cool it with the anti-Bajoran remarks

[–] ummthatguy 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Oh, I forgot. Garak's dating someone from the FCA.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There is an idea of a Elim Garak; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am a tailor.

[–] ummthatguy 5 points 7 months ago

When I get to Worf's place, I use the keys I took from his pocket. There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Worf's quarters overlook the Promenade and is obviously more expensive than mine. I calm myself and move into the bedroom, where I find his suitcase and start to pack.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You know what would be weird?

Having Garak as your uncle and your mom sends you to him to spend every waking moment with him for a week.

It would either be one of several outcomes ... either he's the weirdest relative you have, the scariest person you ever met or one of the coolest people you'll ever know.

[–] agent_flounder 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That's the Garak rule, you never get to really know what he could be up to next.

But he was very different to Dukat's daughter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

But he was very different to Dukat's daughter.

He was growing his beard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Oh hey, more Spice and Wolf fans!