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[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Love how white all these Arabic people are.

[–] Alteon 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm pretty sure that's Russell Crowe playing Joseph in the background. So yeah, I agree.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

What skin colour do you think people in the area have? Black?

Google search for "palestinian boy"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Joseph must have felt like the single-most gaslit man in human history. Not only can't she just admit she fucked around, but she has to make it so that she's special and righteous for having done it. And expects you to believe it was a GHOST. Typical.

[–] Maalus 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't it pretty known that it was Joseph that stuck it in her? Even the bible has moments where people mention "she preggo and engaged to Joseph, of course that's not gods' baby"

[–] afraid_of_zombies 1 points 1 year ago

There are also slips for example in Luke when Jesus is 12 and Mary refers to them both as his parents (in the oldest manuscripts).

In any case the story doesn't show up to about 50 years after the supposed crucifixion, and resembles Greco-Roman virgin birth stories that were circulating at the time. Additionally there is no clear path to how that story could have been transmitted since it would have required the Ministry to go back to the parents and pick it up.

Very likely the author of Matthew Gospel was dealing with several contradictions and cobbled them together.

[–] Shou 5 points 1 year ago

I doubt any man would believe a lie that bad. Recon they fucked out of wedlock and made the story up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

🤣 I haven't heard Kinison in a long time. Thanks!

"I've got enough problems without running a fucking family full of god's kids."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh it better be immaculate, Mary!