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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Tiktok Lad, Reddit guy, Discord mod

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Chad, Chet, Chaz, the unbroly Trinity

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Based off the Jeffs I've known... Jeff.

[โ€“] littlewonder 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Child Tax Credit, or, ChiTaC (Cheetah C) for short.

[โ€“] Eylrid 2 points 1 year ago

Chi'tac, cousin of Bra'tac

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Maven, given they are Java developers

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cunt

edit: why are you downvoting me? I'm right.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Some of the university challenge surnames are great, especially with the announcer who tries to get them out as fast as possible.

https://youtu.be/KEzXOt6IQGQ?feature=shared

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ethelbert, Cummerbund, Kevin

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Odigbu buduwe

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Felcher Mycal (Michael), Jaxsyn (Jackson), etc Ryler/Rylen Axton/Joxton Grond

[โ€“] RaoulDook 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] AnalogyAddict 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For very different reasons:

Edward Jacob

Elon

Donald

Raven

Leonard

Ismael

Vladimir

Christian

Jim Bob

Chad

Kevin

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Strongest Avenger

[โ€“] Inucune 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Popieanus, after the Roman politician. Yes, it's pronounced "poopy anus".

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