this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's not a good comparison, ain't nobody can step to The Goblin King.

[–] ummthatguy 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cannot look at that without thinking about testicular torsion...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

OMG, I literally just spit coffee.

[–] samus12345 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hoggle is riiiight there at mouth level...

[–] ummthatguy 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's gets worse since he drops to his knees in that scene.

[–] samus12345 2 points 1 year ago

I know, it was always a source of hilarity for me as a kid. And also as a supposed adult.

[–] MajorHavoc 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah. Losing a beauty/style contest to David Bowie shouldn't really count.

[–] JimmyChanga 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JimmyChanga 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JimmyChanga 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] JimmyChanga 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal 3 points 1 year ago
[–] EmpathicVagrant 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’ll admit I have no idea who you’ve compared to Jareth, but I still guarantee they’re no contest

[–] samus12345 5 points 1 year ago

Jareth is very clearly blond, not white-haired.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is the most pleasing combination to me

[–] Sanctus 4 points 1 year ago

From what we've seen, Jareth is a rogue Q that likes goblins and fantasy.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 2 points 1 year ago

White haired reality: parenting

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I'd say anything from NuTrek movies loses automatically.

[–] ChicoSuave 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The third NuTrek, the one where no one expected anything good and so was had to ignore anything existing in Trek and create their own story, was actually pretty good. Probably because they had to think for themselves.

[–] JimmyChanga 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Didn't Simon Pegg write that one?a big Trekky writing it probably helped

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Abrams was also almost totally uninvolved.

[–] theangryseal 1 points 1 year ago

Huhm…

Treknabooenterprisa shatnerboom spocka tocka.

Buh duh dun dun

Trek.

Duh duh dun

Trek.

Buh duh dun dun

Trek.

I’m sorry.