this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] TropicalDingdong 20 points 1 year ago

Just pure force of violence and dumb luck.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should be "AI solves problems the same way a pigeon does"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

More like "AI solves problems the same way another AI does"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Two weeks ago, a pigeon flew through one of the glass panes in my garage door, spraying broken glass all the way across my garage. It took hours to find and clean all of the mess. The pigeon left unharmed. This sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Impacts with glass often cause internal injuries like concussions. It probably flew away and looked fine but died shortly afterward.

[–] GlitterInfection 3 points 1 year ago

Just like chatGPT!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I kind of assumed that, but I haven't found it anywhere, so I like to think it went on living its idiot life. When I was getting some of the larger pieces into the trash can, I had to use a hammer to break it down. Sometimes, I had to hit it 2 or 3 times to get it to break. I wasn't swinging it like Thor would, but still...that "bird" could not have been fine even though it flew away.

[–] Buffaloaf 2 points 1 year ago

Testing the barriers for weak spots

[–] slazer2au 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By shitting on it and flying away?

[–] ickplant 4 points 1 year ago
[–] ScruffyDucky 5 points 1 year ago

TIL bread is an alternative to graphic cards with tensor cores :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Damn! I've been bird-brained.