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Birds aren’t real
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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.
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Impacts with glass often cause internal injuries like concussions. It probably flew away and looked fine but died shortly afterward.
I kind of assumed that, but I haven't found it anywhere, so I like to think it went on living its idiot life. When I was getting some of the larger pieces into the trash can, I had to use a hammer to break it down. Sometimes, I had to hit it 2 or 3 times to get it to break. I wasn't swinging it like Thor would, but still...that "bird" could not have been fine even though it flew away.
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