this post was submitted on 01 Nov 2023
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Birds aren’t real

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I kind of assumed that, but I haven't found it anywhere, so I like to think it went on living its idiot life. When I was getting some of the larger pieces into the trash can, I had to use a hammer to break it down. Sometimes, I had to hit it 2 or 3 times to get it to break. I wasn't swinging it like Thor would, but still...that "bird" could not have been fine even though it flew away.