this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because you don't have a sleep schedule

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bruh I go to bed and wake up at the same time for two years and this still happens

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] franklin 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's because your bodies circulation rhythm is different from the sleep schedule imposed on you, I have the same issue

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'd like to sleep from about 2 to 10-2 every night. Society doesn't like this though.

[–] tdawg 16 points 1 year ago

For anyone struggling with this I have two things that might help

In the moment, you need to get out of bed. Doesn’t matter with you do. You’ll feel tired again after a while and then you can go back to bed. You don’t want your brain associating your bed with being awake

More systemically though. You might not be getting enough exercise. Especially if you work at a desk, or are a student. I like going on long walks, but just find something that works for you. The key here is to experiment

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

that's why I set my alarm for when I want to sleep

and put it on silent so I can sleep

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you stalking me? Because this meme has been very accurate for me lately.

[–] KnightontheSun 6 points 1 year ago

Like right now. Now.

Man who run in front of bus gets tired while man who runs behind bus is exhausted.

I need some sleep.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome 😔

[–] danc4498 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like a fun thing to Google at 3am

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Kase 8 points 1 year ago

Those 8 minutes are positively glorious

(. . .until I wake up feeling too well-rested and realize I slept through my alarms 🙃)

[–] hactar42 7 points 1 year ago

My new thing is to fall asleep around 10-11 pm, then wake up around midnight and not be able to go back to sleep until 2-3 am. That or wake up for like 10-15 minutes every hour or two all night long.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It takes me 2 hours to fall sleep at night.

Or in the 7 minutes between the snooze button.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I sometimes think my diet has more play on the problem than sleep times.

[–] Nahdahar 3 points 1 year ago

The consistency of when you eat (or the lack thereof) plays a bigger role in this than the diet itself, although it's known that heavy meals in the evening can disrupt sleep.

https://www.thensf.org/get-healthy-sleep-by-eating-right-on-schedule/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is the most-true meme of the year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The times I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I also had this problem onest, but I solved it, just drink much water one hour before you go sleeping. I drink nothing, and go to the bathroom, right before I want to sleep, I drink only a little, little bit and try to sleep.

It works, Trust me.

Yea, and than I am waking 20 minutes before my alarm rings up. :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Every time I wake up in the middle of the night I drink like .75L of water again.