this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] franklin 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ChamrsDeluxe 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

You know those guitars that are, like, double guitars?

[–] MBZzZzZzZz 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He can drum if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind. Cause if his friends don't drum, and if they don't drum, well, they're no friends of his. Weeehell ...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Is it the safety drum?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Everyone knows octopods prefer the clarinet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's squids you scrollwheel.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Squidward is canonically an octopus you uncultured numpad.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

TIL.

Also you made my day by returning a similar insult.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 1 year ago

It's true. I played bass clarinet in high school.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 points 1 year ago

I thought it was a cello.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago
[–] spittingimage 11 points 1 year ago

No deal. The octopus drums, the dolphins do backup vocals.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make him play the triangle and just watch him not know what to do with his 6 other tentacles.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, you gotta put the triangle on a stand for extra confusion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
  • Two arms holding and playing the triangle
  • Two arms folded in annoyance
  • Two arms standing as legs
  • Two arms secretly playing the violin behind his back
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The Octopus can play drums if it wants to and I'm not standing by while you crush its dreams!

[–] LemmysMum 7 points 1 year ago

Octopus on vocals. 8 mic dynamic surround sound, fuck yeah.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fish don't gots no good metal

[–] AliceTheMinotaur 3 points 1 year ago

Fish does progressive rock

[–] NOT_RICK 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] heWhoWearsAshes 3 points 1 year ago

... become one with the sea

[–] BeautifulMind 5 points 1 year ago

Also plz don't make the bass play the bass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ThatsOurLastBowl 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No other creature is capable of such gnarly polyrythms though! Not many undersea creatures can even hold the sticks. Some crustaceans could maybe play percussion but not the whole kit.

[–] gibmiser 3 points 1 year ago

A school of tiny fish that individually run into each drum for individual beats, machine-gun style

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Good news! Voyager, a prog rock band from Australia has an underwater video with no octopus in sight.

https://youtu.be/BWrcdYp7W-0?si=z6YLnx4R5x6HXc-w

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Octopus on Jazz Flute.

[–] FrostbyteIX 3 points 1 year ago

As long as Terry Crews plays King Neptune... I'm in!

[–] Yamainwitch 2 points 1 year ago

Obviously they are meant for the electric harp. Is that real, I don't know and I don't care because this is an undersea rock back and I'm here for it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Danny Carey will always play the drums.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Typecasting