Dad Jokes

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Why is the Incredible Hulk so good at gardening? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Tugboater203 to c/dadjokes

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Because he has a green thumb!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

One? He got two!

[–] runjun 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Got a groan out of me. Great job!

[–] fluxion 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Solid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Snake

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Colonel!

[–] OrteilGenou 3 points 1 year ago

He'd till the shit out of it too

[–] Persen 0 points 7 months ago

"Your buddy steve has two green thumbs, three if you count my penis, I should probably get to a hospital." - Steve, Brickleberry S1E3 (if I'm not mistaken)