this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried playing Pot of Greed? It allows you to draw two additional cards from your deck!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought that was a forbidden card, eh whatever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Depends on if you’re No-Items Final Destination Only.

[–] uservoid1 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a white you can do the Karen move and ask to see the manager, now!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

As a white cis male I don't think I have the right priviliges, lemme try and elevate to root using sudo. See if that works.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

This is a very relatable meme since I'm also white

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I believe your bishop has line of sight to cast Banishment

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I think they might be playing on master difficulty

[–] Sylver 10 points 1 year ago

Castle your king into the opponents side of the board, behind the Wall of Flesh. When it passes through the whole board, your opponent will have wasted a Guide Doll and your king will be in the clear.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Quick question, are you aware of Plants vs Zombies by any chance ....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why yes, yes I am. Hope Crazy Dave has cooked something good.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Bf1🗡👁b5

[–] AlmightySnoo 7 points 1 year ago

launch the pawns into those eyes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This isn't as bad as you think. It's an endurance fight. Have everyone start rotating out their defensive buffs, and any kind of heals they got. You only need to make it for 45 seconds, then it'll go into the Rest phase. Burn that bitch, get the Solemn Key, and be ready.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Blind it with a flashlight.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Try drinking the recall potion, surely it will get you back into the safety of your home

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Those bishops look awfully similar to beenades….

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put on the hat to convert to your Heisenberg form, though then the game ends bc who could beat that move? :-P

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I asked it to say my name but that thing refuses to answer me, is it stupid? Can that motherfucker not speak english? I somehow turned black btw don't know how.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You're g-damn right.

(Can't get the image to show up properly but here is the exact scenario you described: image location :-P

[–] peopleproblems 4 points 1 year ago

Nf3!

Ok im out of ideas now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Cast level 8 HOLY/FADE. It hits all targets so should be effective against the wall of flesh!

[–] AgentGrimstone 2 points 1 year ago

Use the pawns as a bridge out of there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yooo, Mr. White!?