this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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[–] CryptidBestiary 157 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Whenever someone rates people like that on these green texts, often than not, they're the problem. Also did the OP just want someone to take care of him like a child? 2.5/10 too whiny

[–] captainlezbian 23 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, but the rest of the post is just him elaborating on how he was the problem

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Everyone just wants their bangmaid

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is he sure he wasn’t dating his mom?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The order of his priorities us also interesting.

[–] Selmafudd 8 points 1 year ago

Well that is the prime target

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Often times the chubby girl was the big titty goth girl you were always looking for.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

The real big titty goth girlfriend is the friends we made along the way.

[–] captainlezbian 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yeah, were people expecting big titty goth gfs to be skinny?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that's the jackpot many are looking for, skinny with big tits.

[–] captainlezbian 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah well they’re rare and probably not willing to put up with most people’s crap. I’m glad I have realistic tastes

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

Fundamentally, this is a problem that has to do with rating women, and that too purely based on their external appearance.

[–] MataVatnik 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is big chubby girl propaganda

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Both sides are the problem. Go gay instead.

[–] MataVatnik 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But chubby gay or svelte gay...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We all make this mistake when we’re young and stupid. It’s how we grow up. Looks aren’t everything. They’re temporary at best.

[–] CryptidBestiary 12 points 1 year ago

Definitely true, though it sounds like Green Text got A LOT of growing up to do.

[–] CADmonkey 9 points 1 year ago

I was in high school, she was a chubby amd adorable native american girl with waist length black hair. I left her for someone more conventially pretty. I'm a dumbass.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 18 points 1 year ago

Skill issue gg

[–] DarkSpectrum 15 points 1 year ago

Suck it up as a life lesson and move on.

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