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Anon reaps what he sows (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] CryptidBestiary 156 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Whenever someone rates people like that on these green texts, often than not, they're the problem. Also did the OP just want someone to take care of him like a child? 2.5/10 too whiny

[–] captainlezbian 22 points 11 months ago

Well yeah, but the rest of the post is just him elaborating on how he was the problem

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Everyone just wants their bangmaid

[–] [email protected] 100 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is he sure he wasn’t dating his mom?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The order of his priorities us also interesting.

[–] Selmafudd 8 points 11 months ago

Well that is the prime target

[–] [email protected] 73 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Often times the chubby girl was the big titty goth girl you were always looking for.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago

The real big titty goth girlfriend is the friends we made along the way.

[–] captainlezbian 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah, were people expecting big titty goth gfs to be skinny?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think that's the jackpot many are looking for, skinny with big tits.

[–] captainlezbian 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah well they’re rare and probably not willing to put up with most people’s crap. I’m glad I have realistic tastes

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago

Fundamentally, this is a problem that has to do with rating women, and that too purely based on their external appearance.

[–] MataVatnik 50 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is big chubby girl propaganda

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Both sides are the problem. Go gay instead.

[–] MataVatnik 11 points 11 months ago

Amen

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But chubby gay or svelte gay...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Chubby gay please

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

We all make this mistake when we’re young and stupid. It’s how we grow up. Looks aren’t everything. They’re temporary at best.

[–] CryptidBestiary 12 points 11 months ago

Definitely true, though it sounds like Green Text got A LOT of growing up to do.

[–] CADmonkey 9 points 11 months ago

I was in high school, she was a chubby amd adorable native american girl with waist length black hair. I left her for someone more conventially pretty. I'm a dumbass.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper 18 points 11 months ago

Skill issue gg

[–] DarkSpectrum 15 points 11 months ago

Suck it up as a life lesson and move on.

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