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I should have just quit reddit without looking for alternatives but here we are

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[–] croobat 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was about to touch some grass but thankfully Lemmy saved me.

[–] taj 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should still touch grass. It feels good 😊

[–] queermunist 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What are we supposed to do, go "outside"?

[–] 0485919158191 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] A_Toasty_Strudel 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do y'all have any of that "grass" stuff I'm hearing so much about? Apparently it's fantastic for touching.

[–] Ataraxia 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm allergic. Not so wonderful.

[–] A_Toasty_Strudel 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just gotta get you some of that hypoallergenic grass. Lol

[–] Ataraxia 6 points 1 year ago

Lol it's OK, out here it's more reasonable to xeroscape anyway. Gonna go touch gravel.

[–] PsychoticBananaSplit 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~~Someone please direct me to !outside~~ Now you've made my draft comment useless but you still have to see it

[–] Lag 6 points 1 year ago
[–] taj 5 points 1 year ago

I mean... I do. Every single day... animals to feed, plants to care for. Shit to do.

[–] Effulgence 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

With reddit shutting down I imagined all the books I was finally going to read, that attic was getting organized, and I was going to start a new hobby....and here I am.

[–] Mohkia 8 points 1 year ago

I was going to play some video games yesterday but instead watched subs shut down all day while exploring lemmy. I need help.

[–] adriator 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The trouble with reading books is it generally requires a lot of concentration to follow the plot.... And I'm mostly trying to relax and usually watch or listen to something in the background while browsing social media, so while I do read a lot of text on reddit/lemmy, those two activities aren't easily switchable for me.

[–] lamentforicarus 1 points 1 year ago

The trouble with reading books is my libby app keeps kicking me off my library account and i can never remember the pin...

[–] darkmatter 23 points 1 year ago

well, if i was suddenly productive at work, my employer would be suspicious

[–] Ataraxia 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well from what I'm seeing as long as we don't turn it into reddit we can enjoy a much healthier one, like working out vs doing meth.

[–] Tagger 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like Lemmy, but I feel like a better analogy might be doing weed instead of meth.

[–] Ataraxia 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well I did both weed and working out and I can't say weed is necessarily healthy. I'm such much healthier working out and I used to be a constant daily stoner for 13 years lol. For me at least the experience is closer to a workout than doing any kind of drug as I'm actually socializing and interacting instead of doomscrolling. The lemmy communities have been chiller than a stoner on the beach lol!

[–] Tagger 4 points 1 year ago

ah, fair. I get your point - I still feel like Lemmy draws me in when I could be doing things in real life, and that will only get worse as communities grow and get more active. It's definitely a more positive place though.

[–] Jerryzkae 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How am I supposed to kill time during commute ?

[–] idunnololz 6 points 1 year ago

With a knife

[–] Grossly_incandescent 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I decoded to start my own community so thats a cool time suck

[–] dystop 3 points 1 year ago

yeah i told myself I'm gonna get off social media and here i am...

if its any consolation, the relatively low volume helps limit my engagement here. I refresh the page, recognise most of the posts, and then realise i need to get off social media.

[–] Variden3301 5 points 1 year ago

Same here but I am not complaining. My semester is ending tomorrow so I have plenty of free time