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[–] Kengaro0 57 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Middle aged: Don't bother upgrading, you know you won't use it. Mediocre PC - No free time

[–] virku 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This really hit home. I have to play games I can squeeze a half an hour to an hour into every now and then now. No more online multiplayer stuff, more zelda and puzzlers.

[–] Kengaro0 4 points 8 months ago

And so many modern games take half an hour just to get through the intro. I don't have time for that, I'll just play PS2 era games again.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You got to switch hands or it gets boring I guess I dunno

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I hacked this by buying a Steam Deck and gaming on my 1-hour work commute!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I drive at my 1 hour commute ... so

[–] TheMightyDinkan 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

how do you have the energy to do that, I could totally also do the same with but with a gaming laptop actually, assuming I get a seat with a table

[–] grue 6 points 8 months ago

I guess the point of the Steam Deck is so you don't need the table.

[–] RiX 4 points 8 months ago

That gem has changed my approach to gaming massively.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago

Meanwhile I’m just here with a bad pc and no free time

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

What a shit meme format.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or in my case, spicy depression

[–] grue 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Hey, I had a great PC when I was a kid! Top of the line, no expense spared. Heck, my parents even bought a fancy solid-wood roll-top desk for it.

....and boy were they pissed when I asked for a new one a couple years later, and they found out that obsolescence was a thing! From then on it was bargain-basement PCs until I was old enough to build my own, LOL.

(Only one of those subsequent computers ever fit properly in that roll-top desk, by the way. That thing was designed to hold a desktop-desktop (i.e., flat, not tower), fairly small CRT monitor, and a dot-matrix printer.)

[–] EthicalAI 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Who needs a new computer every couple of years. 5-7y is normal. You should be able to buy a desktop for a 10yo and have it last till college.

[–] grue 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] nBodyProblem 2 points 8 months ago

That’s really a modern thing. It used to be that you’d buy a nice PC and 3-4 years later it can’t play new games at an acceptable frame rate and resolution.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Adult with free time and a good PC: I AM THE FUCKING KRAKKEN PREPARE THESE PIPES FOR C.O.D AND HD PORN

I've never felt so imaginary jacked in my life. Like, multi jacked if you think about it. And I'm really Goro from Mortal Mombat, so that helps the jacked multiplier...

[–] thorbot 6 points 8 months ago

If you really want to experience the HD porn, get a Valve Index and Virt-a-Mate. You'll never leave your room.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can't play fast paced shooters anymore. The kids these days are too jacked up on caffeine and trickshot you while jumping around like they are a clown on meth.

[–] sheogorath 5 points 8 months ago

Use your experience to dominate them tactically. I found it when playing high TTK shooters like Overwatch 2 I can still hold my own against them young'uns.

[–] thorbot 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Adult(me): lots of free time, good PC

[–] Adori 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I still have the time, yet it doesn’t feel as fun as it used to be.

[–] Nahdahar 6 points 8 months ago

One of the reasons for this is that you already experienced a lot of games and there are less of those "first" experiences. Another reason is that AAA and AA has been very same-y for a while (I almost wrote 'trash', but not really, it's pretty cool how far technology has come). AAA doesn't try anything new, AA tries to be AAA. I tend to go back to older games I'm not familiar with and I follow the indie market, there are pretty cool niche games out there which sometimes bring back the spark of that "first-experience" feeling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

it's been almost a decade for me to "digest" this truth. But to be honest, I don't even miss or regret it much anymore. I end up cooking, going out, cleaning up or resting instead. and doing those with the same openness to let them absorb me the way games used to,... man, they sure can be enjoyable

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[–] UnculturedSwine 14 points 8 months ago

My life be like: Adult Bad PC No money No free time

[–] Custoslibera 10 points 8 months ago

How dare you call me out like this.

Don’t remind me…

Adds another game to Steam library to ease the pain

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Never seen this meme format before, did you make this?

[–] xandowsk 4 points 8 months ago

Nope. Saw it on Mastodon 🙃

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You have time you just allocate it to different things, that is unless you just had a kid.

[–] kamen 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Relatable. What I kinda hate about it as well is that I can't use my own PC for work, but at least this time around I have a decent work laptop - and I can still use my own peripherals.

[–] Gorroth 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I never understood why someone would want this. I would never want to use my personal pc for work. They give me a device, install everything for me and I just work with it while not having to deal with anything. I see that like a company’s car. You drive it and don’t have to deal with it in any other way. Isn’t that great?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (5 children)

The point is more relevant when your work hardware is trash. My work machine has 16gb of ram and a quad core, my personal pc is a 12core, with 64gb of ram. If I could get at least 32gb of ram at work, I'd mind less, but it's a pain in the ass with my current setup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What kind of work do you do, if I may ask?

[–] Gorroth 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Good question. I work in IT and most things I do take place on server or more like datacenter hardware remotely. So my work device itself doesn’t need that much power. But I totally get that there are jobs that need powerful devices, as I remember from the days I worked onsite for many different customers. I am just curious

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[–] greenmarty 5 points 8 months ago

I've solved it by not buying good PC in adulthood.

spoilerit led to replacing the "addiction" with other 🤣


[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

When you are young and have the time you don't have the money.

When you are young and have the money, you don't have the time.

When you have the time and the money, you're too old.

I often think about this and feel like absolute shit after that. It's just something that we should cope with.

[–] EatBorekYouWreck 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] hellerpop 2 points 8 months ago

Exactly. That's what I do with my son. I buy the hardware and most of the games, he has time to enjoy it. Sometimes even together.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You bettah MAKE some free time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I'm playing through automata with an hd 530 😂

(Wanted to see how the story went after replicant)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I have way more free time as an adult. Going to school for like 7 hours and then doing homework took pretty much my whole day. Now I can work from home and automate like most of my job I have so much time for hobbies including video games.

[–] germtm_ 2 points 8 months ago

and bad internet for both periods.

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