this post was submitted on 12 Oct 2023
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[–] Asstronaut 60 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would watch the hell out of this

[–] somethingsnappy 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I choose the Boston marathon.

[–] Agent641 13 points 1 year ago

I choose th human race

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Tsarnaev brothers strike again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You seriously got a big laugh and two snorts out of me with this comment.

[–] poplargrove 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I sure do wonder what the replies to the original post on 4chan were like, seeing as it mentions eliminating races.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] poplargrove 9 points 1 year ago

That was rhetorical :)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

They were something I did Nazi coming.

[–] Neon 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I vote for chihuahuas

Aggressive little fuckers

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I vote cabbage. Not for any reason besides the fact that darwin calls them a race in origin of species.

[–] jarfil 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Same. We could form a club and get rid of the other racists... oh, wait.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know what fuck it: eliminate wasps

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I vote for The Amazing Race

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"oh man you can't make me choose between the english, the french, belgians, and the dutch! give us multiple-choice!"

[–] gmtom 8 points 1 year ago

Me with the "all of them" symbol on my face: 🗿

[–] moshtradamus666 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago