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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

This is terrible! What half-witted shit-for-brains monkey crapped this craptacular crapfest out?! I swear to Kaballah Monster, as soon as I figure out...

git blame

...oh.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I've been at this for almost thirty years. At this point, I've forgotten more than I have ever learned.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it my turn to repost this next week

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I should write some documentation so I don't have to remember which memes have already been posted here.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 9 points 1 year ago

You'll never read it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clean code, extensive documentation, help files and readmes aren’t supposed to prevent you from forgetting how it works. I’m not sure what you’re trying to tell me with the second half of this meme.

[–] krashmo 11 points 1 year ago

That you're taking things too seriously. It's a meme not a dissertation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a repo with another repo inside it which was the one deployed. I forgot how all of it worked and wasted like 4 hours combined. Definetly gonna write docs from now on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definetly gonna write docs from now on.

Sure thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They're serious this time

[–] M0ty 4 points 1 year ago

That's the whole point of documentation, to know how it works AFTER you forget it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And after the 1000 page manual some fuck goes "oh, Bob never documents anything!"