this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You keep talking but never do anything.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is I'm all chatter, no splatter?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If only someone would always post the location of billionares and their planes and yachts

[–] bi_tux 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I mean how am I supposed to capture a flying jet?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

There are ways XD

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

may i introduce to you: handheld guided surface-to-air missiles

[–] CADmonkey 4 points 9 months ago

A hobby drone carrying a few feet of steel cable flown into the engine intakes as it takes off or lands?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

It's not just natural and compostable - it's incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people's lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[–] demonquark 25 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Better than eating plastic

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

plastic is unhealthy to eat

[–] rockSlayer 9 points 9 months ago

The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're sending really mixed signals.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 9 points 9 months ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can I exchange them for carbon credits? A single one is probably better than quute a huge forrest!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Asking for a friend!

[–] robocall 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

this is great. but shouldn't we also fix the system that allows billionaires to exist?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

then how are se going continue to get etically harvested human bones?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You think the billionaires will stand by and let you do that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Both can happen with this un truc bizarre!

[–] semperverus 10 points 9 months ago (6 children)

One thing I've always wondered is why people keep parroting "eat the rich" and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?

[–] bi_tux 9 points 9 months ago

They taste like fossil fuels, I don't recommend it tbh

[–] apolo399 8 points 9 months ago

I don't know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it's just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they'd like to tell that happened to be a CEO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you would seriously eat that! elon-musk-69

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah, it's like eating ass, you don't really do it.

Unless you're a dirty, dirty boy.

[–] Gabu 6 points 9 months ago

They taste horrible is the issue

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Any tips for removing the meat and bleaching the bones?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Step 1: make them mine for coal until they stop moving.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Not coal, make them clean up every piece of litter until they collapse.

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[–] The_Eminent_Bon 7 points 9 months ago

*biodegradeble ecofriendly natural halloween decoration

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You're gonna have to dive really deep to recover said natural bones

[–] sagrotan 3 points 9 months ago

Lots of politicians out there free to use too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I whant to upvote but we are a t 420 upvotes and i dont whant to be a party pooper

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