4? You should try to get a triple marriage going. It's not like they have the time left to find another one. They ain't getting younger, right?
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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Man this reminded me that I had two wives in kindergarten. When did I lose my rizz?
Idk but you had/have more than me....
We were in high school, but I started dating my future wife after we were "married" in a mock wedding while we were all hanging out in the school auditorium before rehearsal of a school play. A few years later, we were married for real and we've been married for 23 years.
That’s awesome!
Thanks!
Congrats on your good looking son
It's great that these are straight passing, otherwise we would have a completely different comment section.
Yep. Some AreTheStraightsOk material.
I didn't want be that blunt cause... you know how they (some) are.
Speaking as one, I do indeed.
My girlfriend was 6 when I was 5. I was the man.
I “married” my cousin at 5 years old
This is fucking weird. They are 4.
Not that weird for kids that age. They see adults doing it in their life, and see those adults excited and celebrate over it, and imitate it.
Sure, the poster might be doing that weird af "my infant is a playa" shit that The Straights™️ sometimes do, but we don't have enough info to assume one way or the other.
I've never understood why people shit on other people for joking about that. It's just an acknowledgement that their kid is getting a lot of attention. People like to imagine their children will be successful
Get your mind out of the gutter.
Sir here on the internet we specialise in getting minds IN to the gutter, not out of them. If you have a complaint, please direct it to the complaints department.