this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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[–] _bug0ut 61 points 10 months ago

Holy fuck did we finally sell Florida? I wonder what sucker bought it.

[–] Narc082 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] residentmarchant 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is fascinating! I opened it to see 2 women taking pictures of each other twerking in front of the marker.

I would say that it's unexpected...but it is Florida

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm watching a drunk (probably) girl in a fight with her bf (probably) attempting to get his attention by doing dumber and dumber things. He watches her go behind the metal temporary fence, take off her shoes and get in the water. Then she comes out, climbs around the actual security fence and sits there. He gets tired of watching and goes over to drink his beer and look at his phone (if you're reading this, hi guy). She looks around, realises he's not watching, and starts swimming away.

Now she's completely out of sight and he's just sitting there, phone in hand, staring into space like he's given up on life. And he's finished his beer. There's nothing left.

Edit: ohhhh she's skinny dipping and one of the other dudebros jumped in with his bermuda shorts on. I need popcorn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

There's a fun bingo game called "sloppy joes bingo" (it searches). Rooster Teeth pitched it and someone in the community made a card generator and Sloppy Joes is a bar in key west which has a youtube live stream of the road out front.

Lots of fun to be had at parties.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That's the new guy. Old guy's being driven home after he got plastered at the retirement party. RIP, I hardly knew ye (I live in Canada, lol).

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit, a meme that isn't a shitty political take!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know, right? God I am so done with arguing about how (or who gets) to decide what kind of society we live in. I just want to talk about OpenTTD, Star Citizen and pics of Lego builds.

[–] TeddE 4 points 10 months ago

Finally. A meme campaign I can get behind. Show your support by contributing $5 to the Lego/Tycoon 2024 campaign.

[–] A7thStone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not wanting a hot take

ilovethebomb

Pick one

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a Dr Strangelove reference.

[–] TimeNaan 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A movie well known for its lack of politics...

[–] So_zetta_slowpoke 5 points 10 months ago

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room

[–] Ensign_Crab 27 points 10 months ago

The magnetic poles are realigning! It's headed to Maine!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this

[–] clutch 18 points 10 months ago

And Cuba is hot on its tail to keep the 90 mile claim true.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

"Manifest deez nuts" - Mexico, probably.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 12 points 10 months ago

Any reports of a rabbit with a saw near the Georgia border?

[–] clearedtoland 11 points 10 months ago

But but…think of all Key West tourists lined up for their selfies!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Just preparing for climate change.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone else see the giant mannequins behind it?

[–] PRUSSIA_x86 4 points 10 months ago

I thought those were people and was very confused.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait, I-95 runs all the way to Maine. Has the Earth's magnetic field reversed? They've been talking about it for awhile now. What do you know, Truckerman?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

If that were true, all the airport runways would need to have their runways numbers changed ASAP... with the exception of Canada's runways, as they changed theirs to follow true north and not magnetic north.

[–] expatriado 8 points 10 months ago

ocean rise is moving fast

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

What's with those creepy statues behind it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing some tourist trap bullshit.

[–] Bathtubwalrus 2 points 10 months ago

Kinda I guess. It's at the southern most point in Key West, FL.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

they know somethung we dont...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

climate impact incoming in 3... 2...