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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Last couple of times I was in the hospital overnight I asked for a set of earplugs. Best decision I ever made.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

They have small "overnight" bags with earplugs, eye covers, etc you can ask for.

[–] Blurghglurgh 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Based on a true story? What did you do, OP??? 😳😳😳🤩

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

But work almost always uses energy. Be lazy and do less to save energy. A machine that beeps less does less work.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know this is just a joke, because any nurse knows there is more beeping when you unplug machines. The trick is to get the timing down on the silence button.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As not a nurse, I would think you’d just unplug the alarm machines first.

Tho I have been in enough hospital/clinic rooms to know y’all plug shit in wherever the hell, because there are outlets everywhere. I want my house to be like that.

And I have seen the Monty Python meaning of life so I know there are a lot of beeping things to plug in that may have alarms. You know, to make sure they are being used.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Plus, it was mostly Kif's fault.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Since he got pregnant by that woman, oh man, I think the toilet seat is like the uncle or something, he is not the same.

[–] UnfortunateShort 4 points 11 months ago

"The patient died due to complications."

"What complications?"

"Work-sleep balance."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Which one? Seems like there’s several going off at all times.