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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your bones, creaking...joints, stiffening...brain, calcifying...you wheeze when you speak, my friend...are those little crows feet i see?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shut up! I am young! I am young!

You're old not me! You are the one who's 30! Or 40!

Grandpa!

[–] doublejay1999 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you play your kids some music from 2000, It’s like your mom playing you her 80s tracks

That’s terrifying

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm 51. Me playing 80s music to my youngest daughter (17) would be like my parents playing 40s music to me when I was her age.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We're all going to be old geezers. Hope people will still be shitposting even then.

[–] samus12345 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shitposting will never die until humanity does. Wonder what the last shitpost ever made will be?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Assuming our end is a meteor hit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

This does not feel so terrible until you remember that 2006 was the year in which the Star Wars Kid and Afro Ninja videos were uploaded to YouTube.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

No, 2040 is 17 years away while 2006 is 18446744073709551599 years away.

Edit: was off by 4 years due to a small mistake in mental math.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you with the Russians or a fellow CPC bot? No human could mentally do (uint64_t)(2006 - 2023) and get the right answer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

that's the neet part: I didn't get the right answer at first (it was because I made a mistake in 2023-2006 but shhh)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, you had already edited your comment, because I did check your answer, but you said “mental math” in the edit (^_-)

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Joke’s on you, I was born after 2006, so it also seems long ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was born in 2005 but I have no memory of 2006 so same for me lol

[–] PP_BOY_ 1 points 11 months ago

Average Lemmygrad user

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

rubber stamp NOT YET OLD. RECALL.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

People born in 2003 are having children already, they’ve entered the workforce, and most are graduating from college. People born in 2000 are already completing masters degrees, make up a majority of the young workforce, and have an average of two children.

Your time is coming. Mortality is fleeting :3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I'm not planning on ever dying. What's gonna stop you? Are you a nerd that's gonna let bourgeois laws of mechanics and thermodynamics and entropy stop you?! I think not!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Fuck dig, jeg er 16!

[–] RIP_Cheems 3 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

We are closer to the arrival of Haley’s Comet in 2061, then we are to the last time it was here in 1986.

The last time the comet was here, the Soviet Union was a country, Regan was president, and the Nintendo NES was just released.