this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2023
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Kind of, but Nestle so no bueno.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Good point I should have said lean pocket, I’m pretty sure those aren’t nestle. Edit: Nope still nestle and I guess they’re doscontinued?

[–] Rhynoplaz 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait. Did you seriously think that Diet Hot Pockets were made by a different company that WASN'T owned by Nestle?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean it should be expected, nestle owns so much these days. Very hard to remember everything. Even the frozen lasagna’s are nestle.

[–] Rhynoplaz 5 points 9 months ago

Right, but, that's not what I mean.

I'm blown away that you thought that Lean Pockets were made by a company unrelated to Hot Pockets.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Only if you've never had a calzone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've had calzone and I always equate the pizza Hot Pockets to one. They are the same thing, but made in a factory with lower quality ingredients.

[–] Leviathan 0 points 9 months ago

Yeah exactly. Like most shit frozen pizzas are hardly pizzas but there you go.

[–] snausagesinablanket 2 points 9 months ago

or ricotta cheese.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] mister_seawolf 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But definitely not the low cal calzone zone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Technically it would be low cal compared to a normally sized calzone just because of being significantly smaller.

[–] ShunkW 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like they're closer to stromboli

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I always felt like they were close to the microwave

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lots of shower thoughts actually aren't. This was. Good job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Most of my actual thoughts in the shower revolve around destroying whatever made me leave the house, thus necessitating a shower on THEIR schedule.

I like showers, and love a hot bath.... I don't love water prices here locally.

[–] someguy3 3 points 9 months ago

Mini and cheap calzone.