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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bout time the eagles figure out you can just run the ball all over this team

[–] Nurgle 4 points 1 year ago

It’s like they exhausted all options before being like fine we’ll just run it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"like you, I'm working too hard on this show"

Fucking love Al

[–] TheCelticPirate 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it just me or do the announcers sound uninterested?

[–] Omegamanthethird 8 points 1 year ago

That last Vikings TD was possibly the least excited I've heard in a game that wasn't garbage time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

My favorite part of TNF last year. The grumpy old man energy is great

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hurts is way to willing to run tonight. He’s basically one (maybe) read and off. And the Eagles are doing nothing in offense because of it.

[–] njm1314 5 points 1 year ago

Cousins just drives you crazy. He's either brilliant or decidedly below average and nothing in between.

[–] Omegamanthethird 4 points 1 year ago

I hate this stupid touchback rule.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Just matched with a fan of the Vikings. How do I comfort her without laughing when they lose?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

She's a Vikings fan, she's used to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Buttttt we've been chatting about the game already. Ghost her until morning?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ehhhh maybe talk about how good jordan addison looks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

okay so how did it go? did the jordan addison talk work?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I said he was looking fine as hell today and she was like "yeah his stats have really improved this year". Girls. Smdh

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[–] njm1314 4 points 1 year ago

Sure looked like pi to me

[–] edgemaster72 4 points 1 year ago

Well that's one way to do an onside kick I guess

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That field is dustier than my wallet condom

[–] Omegamanthethird 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just a reminder to not keep condoms in your wallet. They will break down faster if you're sitting on it constantly.

Also, throw out your old condoms after a few years.

[–] pete 8 points 1 year ago

Lol, years? What are you buying the three pack?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sigh. Is there a good way to store condoms for... Long durations

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The drawer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

addison and jj is about to be so unfair

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hell of a kick from Elliot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Great ending. Edge of my seat

[–] Nurgle 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That first half or so was kinda boring too.

[–] Frozengyro 2 points 1 year ago

Really sloppy start on both sides

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a game thread pinned at the top, it's just one thread this week for all the games

[–] YoBuckStopsHere 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, last week no one used the game threads so we made one for the whole week.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

WOOOOO HOCKENSON

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

wonder if an insane win will happen lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice TD, Vikings

Y'all prefer the regular stream or the suped up version on prime? Personally I'm digging the video game HUD.

[–] edgemaster72 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like some of the UI elements like you mentioned, but I don't care for them cutting in with their own commentary for what could just be a stat box on the screen, or to explain that a line on the field that says 25% field goal probability means there's a 25% chance the kicker can make the field goal from that distance, like I couldn't figure that out on my own.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah. I'd like the option to change the HUD based on a settings menu. Why not.

Like the ability to switch to any of the hosts and prioritize certain stats or live updates

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i guess philly greased the vikings balls

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's really hard to not grab a jersey when you're desperately trying to grab a dude

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

i understand the frustration, had his arm locked a bit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My sauce is gonna taste different

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That almost seemed to interfere with the pass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

guess they are letting them play tonight. 3rd one that could have been called

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

FUCK DA EAGLES WOOO SMITH BLEW THAT FUCKER UP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

yeah confirmed philly greased our fucking balls

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

well, all we have to do is stop eating popcorn before the game and we will start winning. so many unnessecary points put up

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

this is embarassing. eagles should be destroying us 😂

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