It's 2030. The world has changed. Russia has fallen. Ralph Nader's reanimated cyborg-corpse is president. Britain is back in the EU. And Lemmy is known everywhere as "The Poop Site".
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2023
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Does going once continuously for 3 days count? Haribo sugar free gummy bears ought to do the trick.
Go to the no poop post, rather than eating things as suggested, vomit them. Since eating them makes you poop less, vomiting them should make you poop morw. Good luck!
Milk if you are lactose intolerant.
My stomach rumbled just reading the word lol
sugar free gummy bears
Will this be a surreal inside joke for years to come?
Ok so there's a thing called Colyte, thats the brand name. It is a polyethylene glycol electrolyte juice. You can ask for it at a pharmacy, they might have a different brand. It tastes pretty good. Now it'll get you real cleaned out, so you'll have to keep eating like some kind of horrific human centipede. Drink lots of water, stay hydrated.
Did you know that Taco Bell has a breakfast menu? Well, you may want to become familiar with it. Also the rest of their menu. Enjoy!
It's been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.
Triscuits, avocado, cottage cheese, mixed greens. Use hot peppers and hot sauces to increase the painful sweats.
Trust me.
And lots of mixed nuts
And lots of mixed nuts
Kale smoothies
Several glasses of Metamucil throughout the day, lots of water, high fiber foods. Stay away from dairy (especially cheeses) and meats.
Big pot of Chilli with beans.
Dude why
Lots and lots of water. Salad maybe. Squirt da bum.
Lots of coke zero. Alcohol sugars and caffeine. Then whatever food you want.
Track down the Eastern Canada favourite, Donair.
Ripe bananas.
Anything with high fiber. I once ate nothing but lentils for a month, thanks poverty, it made me poop like crazy