this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

If it's as intuitive as the check engine lights we have today, it could mean anything from a slightly dirty plasma conduit to 'the warp core is mid-breach'.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They better run a level 1 diagnostic to figure it out

[–] marcos 4 points 1 year ago

You know, now that it's being discussed... with all the LCD screens in a modern car, it should show you the problem already instead of that bullshit light.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Core breach would be a flashing CEL.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Easy there, Shax

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The "check dilithium chamber" light has been on since Starbase 34.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Geordi: It's nothing to worry about really, Data. If we were on the original NCC-1701, this would be a bigger deal, but on modern models like ours, we can probably safely ignore this for a while.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think it means you need to reverse the polarity of something. Or do something with auxillary power.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The ship has been rearranged in design with both warp core engines aimed in two different angles for maximum efficiency.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Better eject the warp core immediately.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

If it's anything like my vehicle, they forgot to securely tighten the ~~gas~~ dilithium cap after refueling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

the mass tachyon flow sensor has been acting up again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"... and for some reason the ODB 2 connector is under your console on the bridge, Data. You have to take the ashtray out to get to it." - Geordie, probably

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's clearly an experimental Romulan warship.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Time to realign something or reverse some polarity somewhere.