this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Rilichu 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elvis jumpscare house!

Curious if you are a JelloApocalypse enjoyer or found this elsewhere.

This is from the first house they toured through on their second Bad Zillow Houses stream.. The whole house is pretty nutty

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I’m not I’m afraid. It’s been saved on my phone for a good while now!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't realise what community this was at first and was very concerned about OP!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean you’d probably still be concerned on meeting me, but I don’t I have an Elvis room in my house so there’s that! 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There'd be an inevitable moment where you get up in the night for a glass of water, walk into the family room, and just see a blackened Elvis staring up at you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What, you don't have an Elvis room?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If AI could create a statue, it might look like this. Looks like it was designed by someone who has seen a single photo of Elvis and has a vague but skewed idea of human proportions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think you’ve described Madame Tussaud’s!

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 1 year ago

So they're a fan of The Butthole Surfers I take it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

did Elvis really play like that? what a psycho.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The level of commitment is ..is… idk… creepy? If Elvis were alive today, I’d encourage him to seek out a protection from stalking order maybe?

What I’m wondering is.. is that like a blow up doll of Elvis (filled with air) Or like a statue? Or is it made of cardboard? I can see they have a cardboard cutout in the corner.. my guess from this pic is it’s got a different look, 3D?

Maybe it’s a Elvis Museum? Mausoleum?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Do you remember the creepy Ronald McDonald statue things they had back in the 90s that were made out of fibreglass? That’s my bet. A creepy fibreglass Elvis.