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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if you DO escape, there is no guarantee that you'd leave with your sanity intact.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Imagine at 00:59 minutes elapsed, your boss enters and informs you that it's actually an upstream data issue and that no changes are required.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How'd your boss figure that out before you did?!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This is the data gathering process for the performance review, maybe?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Lol you just made my day with that comment

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Did you mean to write “job description” instead of “escape room concept”?

[–] sudo_shinespark 18 points 1 year ago

As someone who has lived this scenario, I feel comfortable concluding there isn’t any escape. If you fail, the problem will still be there later. If you succeed, you have now become an expert on the problem and we be called upon to handle it again later when it manifests in a different way

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here

[–] hiscapness 13 points 1 year ago

I actually had something similar to this. It’s impossible. That “hour” ended up being two weeks while sleeping under my desk. But hey I got a “you saved the company!” … hat. Yep, hat. #neveragain

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And go.

Coffee.

Then a blank soulless stare.

And silence. Lots of silence.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Silent mind warfare lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

i had a similar idea for a video game. the idea was that you have to solve a problem or penetrate a server in limited time. you would've to capture the flag by sql injecting a server or get the output of a bugged code that you have to fix.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This is an impossible challenge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So you want me to pay for something I get paid a lot of money to endure?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Blame Fake virus attack

[–] fiestapinguino 2 points 1 year ago

Why would I pay for this experience lmao. Unless we are talking “saw” or “cube” scenarios

[–] andyli 1 points 1 year ago

Better than free labour. Devs will come to pay entry fee to work.