I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”
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What is this quoted from lol
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Man, this would be a cool TV show. They just need some ninja suits and learn some martial arts.
Yes and give them names of Italian renaissance artists for no reason.
Samurai: Man I friggin hate turtles. Off to the sewer I go.
To be fair, their sewer home was pretty cozy and well furnished.
Only because we can't smell a TV show.
And because of the TV rule that every protagonist home must be unrealistically spacious and well-appointed compared to their stated income bracket and other factors. Unless the protagonist is canonically rich af, then they just play it straight.
The million dollar idea! Smell-o-sense TV! I still stand by the my statement that the Ninja Turtle's home looked cozy, I can't speak to the aroma. Depending on the iteration of the turtles, sometimes it's more of an abandoned subway station and not a raw sewage system.
Didn’t a show at one point do ‘smell-o-vision’? I can’t recall who though.
Radical
Only if I get to be angsty and practice ninjitsu
i’d take that deal
They’re so cute 🥹 I would def watch the live-action remake.
They wore trenchcoats and fedoras to pass as human. They didn't have to live in the sewer. Humans were dumb as shit if they could be so easily fooled by just coats and hats that clearly still had their giant turtle heads exposed!
Turtle 1: naw I wanna eat some rat Turtle 2: same here Turtle 3: where’s my knife Turtle 4: got the grill going. Let’s fucken EAT
Splinter was a human.
You are not wrong since Splinter was a rat in the original comics but a mutant human in the TV series.
You're not correct either.
I like the "splinter was a human" versions better. Despite everything absurd in TMNT, it's how easily he just learns ninjitsu that seems impossible to me. In one version he learns it from a single book in the sewers!
I stand corrected. Thanks, I learned something today!