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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where does Eileen work?

IHOP.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao that’s good

[–] HandsomePotatoe 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

[–] tipicaldik 3 points 1 year ago

... or flying over the fence?

Homer

[–] valkyre09 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about a woman with no legs?

Noleen

[–] RavenFellBlade 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lando55 2 points 1 year ago

😆 I am learning Spanish and I approve

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What do you call a woman with one artificial leg?

Peg.

[–] scorpious 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot of boiling water? Stew

What do you call a man with no arms or legs I at your front door? Matt

[–] tipicaldik 1 points 1 year ago

... or in a porn flick?

Dick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What do you call a guy on the wall? Art. What do you call two guys on a wall? Curt and Rod.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony.