Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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[–] scorpious 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? Bob

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot of boiling water? Stew

What do you call a man with no arms or legs I at your front door? Matt

[–] tipicaldik 1 points 1 year ago

... or in a porn flick?

Dick