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[โ€“] BilboBargains 5 points 1 year ago

Delete System32

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

She'll be confused about the situation but it's not like I have any strange files or anything, if that's what you mean

[โ€“] Crackhappy 5 points 1 year ago

She'd probably blush because I have a lot of pictures of her I never bothered to send her.

[โ€“] SimonSaysStuff 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My wife and merged CD and DVD collections years ago and all our photo albums and documents (in binders) are all in the office, so I guess technically we have access to each others files... does this count?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Girlfriend works at the NSA.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell her to stop spying through cpu management engines

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Don't need to, read your comment while you were typing it

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

@original_ish_name

I'll just replace "girlfriend" with "wife" since I am married โ€”

Nothing happens. My wife knows me well. There isn't anything I think would surprise her.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Depends. Does she know about my wife and kids?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's all Linux isos and indie games and project files from game engines/programming languages that I got distracted from. If I had somehow convinced her that I was funny or interesting, all of that magic is now gone.

[โ€“] electrogamerman 5 points 1 year ago

My parents would finally be proud that im not longer gay

[โ€“] sturmblast 4 points 1 year ago

nothing much

[โ€“] negativeyoda 4 points 1 year ago

Which girlfriend are we talking about here?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

nothing because I am paranoid

[โ€“] BackOnMyBS 3 points 1 year ago

i haven't hidden files from my pass two girlfriends. the had complete access to my computer, and i showed them where all the risque stuff was at. while i dont have one now, if i had a girlfriend, we'd probably have some kinky sex.

[โ€“] Lammy 3 points 1 year ago

An avalanche of boredom ensues.

Also a great disappointment in my interest in Linux memes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not much probably, even discounting the fact that I have no girlfriend I am so bad at keeping files ordered that it is pretty hard to actually find stuff by following file paths and even then the most incriminating things that I have are just loads of pirated games.

[โ€“] CurlyMoustache 3 points 1 year ago

What would my girlfriend possibly want to do with my awful photography?

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