get fucked eastman you shit troll, you got nose hairs the length of my arm coming out of that traitors nose, better trim those before they send you up the river you monstrous treasonous garbage
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Whoa. I was like, "how bad could they b-" *click* "oh my god..."
POLICE THAT NOSEHAIR, PRIVATE!
Those nose hairs are gross. I am not usually one to judge peoples appearance choices, but how in the ever living fuck do you miss those things?
Does one actually wake up, look in the mirror and say to themselves, "Damn! These nose ropes are sexy!"
I stopped at a farmer's market in Ogallala, NE one time and bought some peppers from this guy who had the most ridiculous hair coming out of his ears. I am still wondering how that works... I suppose you can't really pull it all out or shave it. Nose though, much easier to handle.
They make a rotating tool that does BOTH your nose and ear hair. It's like ten dollars at any CVS.
yeah, I guess one of those things would work for ears too.
Lulz
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