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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 78 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Reminds me of a kid in college who shared how his church friends (not the pastor) would spank him raw and play a game where they touch each other's dicks to see who got hard.

And we all just went wtf.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Come on, who hasn't played the "I'll touch you're dick and if you get hard you're gay" game........... the docking game was interesting.....

[–] meco03211 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's not gay in a three way. Just find two other dudes and have all the sinless fun you can have!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Oh, come on, that's not gay! How would you fence with limb dicks?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah….that is what they used to call me….

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 7 points 1 year ago

I had a friend when I was like 10 who wanted to play the dick-touching game. I remember him saying "it's OK, we know we're not gay." I didn't even know what "gay" meant at that age but I knew I didn't want to play.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's called the yes and actually...

Any social function is basically improv right?

[–] peopleproblems 13 points 1 year ago

I have found a new way to behave in social interactions

I should probably forget that idea before I try it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] ettyblatant 27 points 1 year ago

My most hilarious and embarrassing story has an element in it that involves seeing my friend get knocked out by his father in front of my mom and brother. The kid was 15 and was in trouble for breaking landscaping bricks at a local park.

The hilarious story happens right after that, when 11 year old me got violently pantsed by bike handlebars in front of a man driving by and now I am realizing that the whole thing is traumatic :(

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

reminds me of the time i crashed a horse cart through a metal fence gate and got a cool hole in my kneecap from a metal hook

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

When was this, the 1800s?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a hook to the knee.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Someone pissed in the punch

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I always wonder where this picture is from. A tv show is my guess

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] kameecoding 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

always thought Jimmy is underrated, his partying drunk vs sober is the most accurate shit ever https://youtu.be/YdN7BV3HXE4?si=eJZ9LlWsxPLuAGKm

I would also recommend checking out American Vandal on Netflix.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, how have I not seen this before

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Haha same! That was hilarious!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's THE MACHINE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gotta be Ad.

[–] crossal 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TrismegistusMx 2 points 1 year ago

Just a sarcastic response to a hypothetical critic. I needed something that complemented the meme.