this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] OttersUp 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

SMALL STUDIO WITH BATHTUB IN KITCHEN -(THERE IS A BATHTUB IN THE KITCHEN)

Just so you’re aware: THERE’S A BATHTUB IN THE KITCHEN

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Is this an ad or a call for help?

[–] kaitco 22 points 10 months ago

A 4th floor walk-up studio for $1900 a month…

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's a really, really deep basin for washing all the dishes we put off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

wash the dishes while you wash your bits. that's a time saver right there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[–] robocall 11 points 10 months ago

You get to live walking distance to the tenement museum

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

4 Flights Up In a WALK UP Building SMALL STUDIO WITH BATHTUB IN KITCHEN -(THERE IS A BATHTUB IN THE KITCHEN) 3 FLIGHTS UP IN A WALK UP BUILDING.

I kept reading hoping we'd get to "2 FLIGHTS IN A WALK UP BUILDING" and then 1 flight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

The rest is hilarious too

There are No Fees, No Dogs, No Brokers. Owner. apt available for Immediate Occupancy Cats OK. We are the Owners

[–] TheReverendSavage 2 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of when I was using that site. Guy had a 2 BR 1 bath up and I drove by to go look at it. There was already someone living in it who had just signed a lease the week before. Gotta love scammers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

So after looking at this apartment, I scrolled down… and there was another studio apartment that had already been rented in the same building… that ALSO has a bathtub in the kitchen. I’m sensing a pattern here… hehe

[–] Ilovethebomb 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Half the photos of the apartment are of the bathtub in the kitchen, they seem really proud of it for some reason.

[–] Couldbealeotard 1 points 10 months ago

That's basically the whole apartment. The other half is spilt between the toilet and the blank corner opposite the bathtub where the bed must go.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Wash the pots and your arse crack at the same time, Steptoe style.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Some people are way too into their shower beers. You really don't need to move the tub next to the fridge. Time to stage an intervention.