“perfect for 3am chats in the kitchen with your sleep paralysis demon and all its buddies. the slight daytime shade easily hides the 100 year old blood stains in the hardwood floor, so you can’t even see the pentagram! very roomy!”
Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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This looks like every single off-the-books biker bar my meth head dad (back then just a drunk and a coke head) used to bring me to when I was a kid.
It's like the trailer park version of a liminal space because it just has such a recognizable-yet-generic look to it.
Filed under: locations passed over for the filming of Barbarian because they're too scary.
That's really setting off my "this is a well hidden mobile home " sense
Definitely had that vibe. Reminds me of my grandma's old trailer that had about half a dozen poorly built "additions".
Although from the outside pics I think it's probably cinder block.
Why does the back porch look like a chicken coop?
Dual-purpose architecture is hip?
I've seen stuff like that before. There's certain things that seem like a good idea at the time, then quickly look horrid with limited maintenance
Mosquito netting but DIY so the cheapest possible materials and construction
Over 300 grand for this eh?
I hate the fucking housing market these days.
NO LIMIT
This looks like the basement from a certain episode of Black Mirror.