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Interesting.... Odd.... Maybe too much work but appreciate you sharing the link
Definitely a lot of work. I was surprised to find out how much actually goes into making human kibble.
A big heaping bowl of salt!
Baking soda and capers!
"Hey Professor, mmmh, great jerky!"
"My God, this is an outage! I was going to eat that mummy!"
I understand a few spoonfuls of LSD really gives things a kick.
The essence of flavor!
Make some little Hypnotoads out of a sugar mold with a few drops of LSD!
Heck, you're never too rich for a turkey dog!
Against my better judgement, I'm gonna kick it up another notch.
BAM!
Not the most interesting but I feel like you definitely need pizza. With anchovies of course.
Or just swarms of things :)
Perhaps with a Panucci's pizza box!
Malted milk balls as Nibbler poo!
Simple and tasty. I like it :)
Maybe some manwiches.
As for what the contents could be, maybe first come first served.
Gas station egg salad sandwiches!
Penguin tempura!
Baseball cap full of yogurt!
Soylent drinks can be found in the beverage section in Walmart (PA, USA at least). I think they are plant-based protein drinks?
"It varys from person to person"
Absolutely one of the best low key jokes.
Baby robot ice cubes https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0857CTHY3
Awww! Little bird little bird, fly through my window
LOL that's a fun find!
I would have imagined slurm being some sort of carbonated avocado punch but I guess a limeade is more accessible.
The Orphanarium Hors D'oeuvres from The Cyber House Rules. Gristle in a blanket (pigs in a blanket) and used popsicle sticks, they've absorbed quite a lot of flavor (I assume just popsicle sticks what once had a popsicle on them, thus absorbing some flavor)
Didn't ask about games but I suggest Black Jack.
Here's just about every gag food I can think of from the show that could be translated to an edible dish:
- Popplers
- Slurm
- Manwhich
- Glagnar's Human Rinds
- Bachelor Chow
- Bristol Myers Squibb steak (just serve steak tips in some novelty-size pill capsules?)
- FemaSlim (some liquid/gel served in disposable food-grade syringes)
- Soylent drinks
- Coffee served in whale mugs
- Deep-fried icecream sandwich wrapped in frosting and lightly baconed
- Jerked "lower horn"
- "Jamaican" platter: jerked meat of every variety
- "LaBarbara's cooking": comically spicy Caribbean food
- Sterno Nicoise (flambeed ice cream cake with blue frosting, probably a lot of work)
- "Froot" cup with cheese filling
- Molten Boron/Torgo's Executive Powder (I'm thinking serve some spaghetti with red sauce in tin coffee cans with the "Molton Boron" label and the chemical hazard symbol, and Parmesan cheese labeled executive powder)
I didn't think about the food in the ads.
Fresh squeezed walrus juice. Ride the walrus!
BEER - Bender is disappointed.
Popcorn shrimp for popplers!
LoBrau beer. Lowenbrau seems a pretty good substitute if it's around your area.
True
Mammothwurst from fun on the bun (just sausages)
Turkey dogs from 300 big boys
Bachelor chow could just be cocoapuffs.
Surge soda could be relabeled mtn dew if you run low on time.
buy blank pizza boxes and make Panuchi's pizza
fake plastic bees in a cheese shaker.
capers and salt
small crystal vial with essence of flavor.
You guys eat rocks, right?
With swarms of things.
Now I want to make red kibble from The Expanse, but bam! it up a notch and wash it down with Slurm.
Balut - Season 1 Episode 2
Dress up some tater tots with some seasonings and call them Popplers!
Hotdogs. Turkey or parasitic.
Pigs in a blanket...check!