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[–] Wermhatswormhat 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then there needs to be consequences for that. Now they’re in jail and the quest is to escape before the party is executed.

My DM always says, you can do anything you want, but there will be consequences.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The killing was at the end of the oneshot, so i simply finished by saying that they got captured by the authorities and executed for murder.

[–] FinalRemix 15 points 1 year ago

Ahh, the Fight Club, China Edition ending!

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They get arrested, and for community service, they have to do the quest or get hanged..hung.

[–] FinalRemix 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hanged. Unless we're giving them all huge dongs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NewEnglandRedshirt 4 points 1 year ago

Death by Snu Snu!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I had something like that happen. I had to rewrite the whole story on the fly and kept hinting at the big, important mystery that they missed out because they killed the people necessary for the initial hook of the quest.

[–] BloodSlut 11 points 1 year ago

ah yes, the "no-shot"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

One of the things I like about the CofD games like Mage is it has a mechanical tracker for doing vile stuff. "Sure, you can curse him to vomit forever but that's going to call for a Wisdom check." Losing wisdom means you're worse at containing spell miscasts. Uncontained spell paradoxes will ruin your day. And hitting wisdom 0 means the character is unplayable.

I've stopped a lot of nonsense with "that'll be a wisdom check, if you're sure you want to do that"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

One shot, my shot, you're shot, headshot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A quest is only truly yours if you paid the iron price