this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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[–] foggy 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I like how "A lump in your neck" isn't preceded by "have a" like the rest of them. It's just a lump in your neck.

You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. "You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now."

Can't get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's like when I hear "Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders". Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff

[–] qisope 5 points 1 year ago

oh no! i a lump in my neck.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friend got rid of his throat, it did not seem like very much fun TBH.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Life: it has a 100% mortality rate

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Covering edge cases in leetcode be like

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Technically correct - the best kind of correct!

[–] mca 3 points 1 year ago

They probably forgot to add the word ‘sore’ to throat. Happens to me quite often ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Technically correct.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a guy like me!

[–] vaseltarp 1 points 1 year ago

4 points just don't look enough. What else could we write?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You may be at risk for throat cancer if you: A lump in your neck.

[–] Lemmylefty 1 points 1 year ago

Well, that’s one way to disprove the “brain in a vat” hypothesis, I suppose…

[–] TIEPilot 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thankfully I have neither!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a mouth and I must screen.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to have a throat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Trichoplax be like 🤷