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[–] foggy 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I like how "A lump in your neck" isn't preceded by "have a" like the rest of them. It's just a lump in your neck.

You may be at risk of throat cancer if you a lump on your neck.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like ignoring the bullets and just reading the rest of the text. "You may be at risk for throat cancer if you get checked now."

Can't get diagnosed with cancer if you never get checked!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's like when I hear "Back in the days there was no cancer and no mental disorders". Like yeah, people just died randomly and behaved weird and were called possessed and stuff

[–] qisope 5 points 1 year ago

oh no! i a lump in my neck.