this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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As annoying as this was, I did get to live out one of my petty fantasies: I had grabbed a coloring sheet for my toddler with some crayons, so I left a nice little note telling this guy that he could now practice staying inside the lines.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Should have just moved the car since it was on

[–] allyougottadois 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This. I would have re-parked it in a parking lot across the street.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

IANAL, but I think this is technically grand theft auto. Yeah, the owner is a jackass, but don't do this.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It is not. Theft requires intent to permanently deprive. It is, however, joyriding and most states have a statute against that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Whatever it is, I'm not risking it. I'm going to leave a passive aggressive note instead of possibly committing major crime.

[–] Mr_Blott 7 points 10 months ago

Who's got time to play video games when there's a car to move

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just open the door and put that bad boy in drive. Then it's in God's hands or Thor's. Whichever deity you like can take the wheel. No worries.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 1 points 10 months ago

Put it in neutral and watch it slowly roll...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just take the keys out and leave them somewhere fun. Like inside the car but out of sight. Or on the base of a parking lot light.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, you want them to see the keys. Put them on the seat where they are clearly visible then lock and close the door.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I like your idea much more.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 2 points 10 months ago

Park it in a handicap spot then call the police

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I recently bought a new car for the first time in a lot of years. It has a lot of features that seem a little silly. The one that seemed the silliest is that you can start it and pull it forward or backward from outside with the key fob. I couldn't figure out why I'd want to do that, until I realized it would be perfect for this situation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's pretty cool. Mind sharing what make/model?

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 6 points 10 months ago

It's the 2023 Hyundai Sonata hybrid. I'm surprised how much I'm enjoying the car.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Idiotsnotincars, apparently

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

ghostidiotsincars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

That the name of the magazine!

[–] LouNeko 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shitty parking job and leaving the car running. My man was probably fighting for his life not to shit his pants and get to a restroom ASAP.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I fucking hate when people leave their cars running when they park them, just for the fucking A/C. Whenever I see this, I turn off the engine and leave then a nice note along the lines of, "hey buddy, you accidentally left your car running, so I took care of that for you :)"

Fucking bitches; if I can handle two minutes of heat while my car cools down, you can too. Quit wasting gas and money.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee 2 points 10 months ago

And park them in front of the entrance like they are robbing a bank.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Lmao I just noticed the logos after reading your comment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Looks like the space in front of it is open, just drive it 10 feet forward and out of your life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Is that Texas and Proud to be an American?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Those are the cars I park really close to or "accidentally" kick the doors of.

[–] InevitableCriticism 1 points 10 months ago

That looks like the H‑E‑B I shop at and a lot of people in big trucks and SUVs park like assholes and leave their vehicles on there. I have to deal with that shit almost every week.