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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

A Hobbit's passionate speech about the different ways you can cook a potato? Fan favorite.

[–] JessyKenning 13 points 13 hours ago

In lord of the rings online before you get into Moria proper you find bill the pony hiding among some boulders being hunted by wolves and you get to save him.

[–] LovableSidekick 8 points 14 hours ago

Pipeweed Merry & Pippin found in the ruins of Isengard? Fan favorite.

[–] slazer2au 38 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Steward of Gondor eating tomatoes.......

[–] idiomaddict 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Just hopping on here in case it’s not well known, he’s eating off of a pewter dish. Pewter reacts with the acids in tomatoes to release bioavailable lead, causing lead poisoning if done long term. Lead poisoning makes you more violent and oppositional, as well as stupider.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cort 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Pewter (silver +lead) used to be really popular because it was easier to work and more resilient than 100% silver. At least until we figured out it was leaching lead into food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

You just gave a better explanation than Rowling ever could for why wizards are all dumb

[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

A+ for acting out the most disgusting scene in cinematic history

[–] Lucky_777 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You need to watch more cinema but I agree. For that movie, it was nasty af.

[–] kameecoding 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

They either didn't see Human Centipede or have some serious scat fetish

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

I've seen human centipede, but I honestly don't remember much about it, there was nothing except the very concept that has really burned into my mind like the tomato scene has.

That said I've seen LOTR trilogy more than 10 times, probably closer to 15, and human centipede only once

[–] Lucky_777 1 points 15 hours ago

Human Centipede. What a cult flim icon. That movie is definitely on the fucked list. You see the sequels? Nothing hits like the orginal and the first time...but damn. They didn't improve lmao

[–] herrvogel 4 points 17 hours ago

It's a tie between that scene and Kevin Spacey eating a banana in K-Pax. That's a deeply disturbing scene and not because Spacey is a perv.

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[–] TwoBeeSan 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

When everything after the magnum opus is shit, reverence for the old thing begins.

[–] PugJesus 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, we were giving names to unnamed extras long before there were any attempted sequels/prequels/whatever the fuck is going on now.

[–] TwoBeeSan 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Then I love you lotr Fandom.

.... except the reddit grond stuff. But hey you only got so much material albeit amazing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago