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[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

6 years 😲That's some seriously good lotion!

[–] LanguageIsCool 4 points 22 hours ago

This reminds me of something, though it might not be an adhd thing. Sometimes I get really into some snack or food item. So next time I get groceries I make sure I get more, extra, even. I insist on it even if I don’t eat any of it for months.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

It puts the lotion on the hands or it gets the hose again

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, slathered hose with lotion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

It's so much more effective slathered on hoes though

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Same with exercise. Doing 10 push-ups is easy. I'll do it every day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Why did you have to remind me so late?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's better to do 3,000 push-ups today and hope it happens again sometime in the next year.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's why instead of walking every day I went for a 32 mile marathon on Sunday

[–] idiomaddict 18 points 2 days ago (28 children)

Oh man, I’ve got my nighttime routine down pat. I eat a couple pieces of fruit, floss, smoke a j with my husband, brush my teeth, wash my face, turn the heat off, and then put on face lotion, lip balm, foot lotion, and hand lotion before getting into bed. Every single night.

Do I ever remember to eat breakfast, wash my face, and brush my teeth in the morning? Maybe once a month.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You should a be careful with eating acidic fruit before cleaning teeth because the acid can slightly soften the teeth and make them vulnerable to damage through

[–] idiomaddict 2 points 17 hours ago

Between brushing and fruit is about an hour. I swear I’ve got my nighttime routine down.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Even things I do regularly im only sorta, kinda, able to keep it going. I have some supplements I take twice a day and that sometimes happens but I almost take them at least once a day. I highly encourage shooting high to get closer to a minimal level of compliance. Oh and this only really works for really easy things.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Try this.

Put your toothbrush, tooth paste, floss, and the moisturizer in one box. If you go to brush your teeth you'll also see the moisturizer.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Oh you want me to NEVER brush my teeth instead of every 1-2 days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No but seriously, this is an issue. I usually at least use the toilet (because obvious bodily signal) before going to bed which, due to the layout of the bathroom, means I have no choice but to look at the spot where my toothbrush is. I also do have the decency to remember to wash my hands which means even more time spent looking in that direction. I STILL manage to not see the toothbrush and forget to brush. Anything not moving and/or yelling merges with the background noise. *confused T-rex noises*

[–] LanguageIsCool 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Tape your toothbrush to your mirror. Or, more seriously, put a post it note on your mirror or your soap (if it’s a liquid soap container).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

How is that going to prevent it from merging with the background? As I said, I already look at it and don't see it.

[–] LanguageIsCool 1 points 21 hours ago

I see what you mean.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Boxes defeat me. It must be in a constantly visible clump.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One trick is to tag it on to the end of an existing routine you do reglarly, ~~like brushing your teeth~~ like after taking your shoes off after coming back from outdoors (that's when I brush my teeth for ex.)

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